I Masturbate Therefor I Am
No
Longer
Horny
askew and release
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Faggot Fighting Crusader Pastor Rents Boy Toy For Romantic Holiday
DuHHHHHHHHHHHH.
You gotta love this fucking shit !
George (you got a purdy mouth boy) Rekers, one of those many outspoken anti-gay fucknuts, that wind up being dick lickers themselves (allegedly, uh-hu). Finds himself in a little bit of hot bubble bathy water, after securing a young studly looking baggage handler to help him with his…ahh..baggage, from that world renowned baggage and package (wink-wink) handling service known as rentboy.cum.
I could give a shit whether or not this guy is gay or not, just like I can give a shit that he’s a pastor. What I do give a shit about is how some of these homophobes adamantly oppose the homophillious maximus, segment of the population.
Crime Fighter
If your gay, be gay.
If you’re not, leave them the fuck alone.
askewme bitch
Lite-reading
http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2010/05/anti-gay-us-pastor-took-rent-boy-on.html
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/05/homosexuality-h.php
Cross Dressing Mayor
I can’t tell if this is really cool, or really fucked up. But you gotta check it out, one way or another you should get a kick out of this shit.
Links
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/08/04/burton.transgender.folo.kgw
Transgender man elected mayor of Silverton | Local News | kgw.com
Askew $#@*&^
Crazy Gay Bashing Bible Bitch Say’s “Sue God For Your Fagginess, Faggot”
Less than sane protester, gets bitch slapped by Fox news reporter.
This video is proof positive that women don’t listen. Enjoy the wild and crazy antics of Thelma and Louise.
askew
I’ve Got Big Boobs
This is pretty funny shit,
with plenty of Big Juicy Boobs.
Get Your Rock On, Baby.
askew
Hillary Clinton ; Me and My Big Boobs
Here you go Billy
That’s why I voted for you baby, your so damn HOT
Keep'in it real
Oh, Yea, Spank Me Like I’m a Bad Puppy.Mommy
Askew
I found these images on the web, after somebody else found them.
All The Big Boobs You Can Shake Your Stick At
So, you like a the big boobies, huh.
Me and my little guy enjoy the company of a nice pair of gigantic fun bags too.
Thought you might be interested in this BIG BOOB FORUM I found.
Just remember to keep one hand free at all times.
YABA-DABA-DOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
You’all come back now, ya-hear !!!
askew
No Boob Nipple Growth Gum
From the makers of ” Little Balls, Big Balls”, rock candy, comes the amazing new almost FDA approved full pencil nip gum.
askew
Fight Club Promoted for Mentally Disabled Texas
Texan’s sure do know how to have fun. In a recent article on msnbc http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29618496/ workers at a home for mentally disabled routinely let them duke it out for the enjoyment of the staff.
Until some killjoy gave local police a video of the entertainment. According to reports after one such bout, one winner of the fight raised his hands in the joy of victory. Now who’s to say the mentally challenged doesn’t enjoy a good fight now and again.
I for one am packing my bags, buying a shotgun and a pick-up truck and moving to Texas. This sounds like a state that knows how to have fun.
askew
Texas School Holds Cage Fights to Settle Student Squabbles
This makes sense to me, although I do believe they should organize it as an event and sell tickets. That should help lower school taxes it the area, which is something we all need in these tough economic times.
They could hold these cage matches once a month and bill them as “Student Fight Night”. And I’m sure the school district would do exceptionally well on the days they run “Cat Fight Night”.
Fun for the whole family, bring the kids.
High school held cage fights, msnbc.com
askew
Condoms are The Devils Party Balloons, Pope Benedict XVI
Alright, alright maybe he didn’t actually come out and say that, but that’s what he meant.
This is what he really said about condom usage “Aids, is a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, and that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems.” Although the quote seems to be open for debate as to whether it was an accurate translation of the Pope’s speech. Read Damian “the devil himself” Thompson of telegraph.co.uk has to say. ( DT really looks like the devil).
Also there’s Jack’s Attack over at CNN Politics.
Then you have The new york times, the US news, and 1 million others.
I don’t know maybe it’s just me, but anybody that is sworn to a life of celibacy shouldn’t be commenting on any subject that has to do with sex. I could be wrong, NOT.
askew
AIG GOV FUC*
We all know what a travesty it is the way some of this bailout money has already been spent, er or should I say given away. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about today folks, nope not at all. What I’m gonna talk about now is, and your going to pay attention or face the perilous consequences. Is how the House of Representatives will be voting on a bill today that would put a 90% tax rate on bonuses over 250k for companies that receive (are you ready for this) over 5 Billion Dollars (Tax Payer dollars that is) in bailout money.
Now I don’t know about you, but call me stupid, call me a moron, or call me a fucking asshole. As I see it, any company that needs to be bailed tells me that, the big guys running these firms have failed miserably at their jobs. And not only shouldn’t they receive any bonuses for their monumental failures as executives, they should be required by law to kick in a certain percentage of their over inflated salaries to a general fund for all the grunt workers of their companies that are now going to get screwed.
That’s my thoughts anyway. If you don’t like them, remove the asterisk from the above title , then add a K and a U.
See yaaaaaa.
Askew
© 2009 MDH
Man Arrested as Vicious Dog
The police in Mansfield, Louisiana arrested a 32 year old crack head from Texas, after he was found growling at police while trying to protect his mud puddle. The woman who was walking him at the time said, “He’s never ever growled at anyone” before dropping his leash and high tailing it out of there.
After police used a K-9 dog to apprehend him they searched his doggy fanny pack, and found a bottle of PCP, a half a pound of Pot, and a quarter ounce of crack cocaine.
He is being charged with possession of illegal narcotics with intent to sell. Additionally, authorities are now searching for the woman who was walking him, on a pooper scooper law violation.
Read the Real Article Here.
http://www.thenewsstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200990313016
Askew says ; I don’t know about you but I don’t think this rocket scientist had any intent to sell his shit.
askew
