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United States Wants Madoff’s Ass

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The U.S.Government is trying to sieze 100 million dollars worth of assets from the ass swindler Madoff. Let me see if I get this right, the scammer of scamers ran a 50 Billion dollar ponzi scam and the U.S. is trying to recover 100 million dollars worth of stuff from the slim ball.

Now correct me if I’m wrong here but 50 billion minus 100 million is ahhh 49.9 billion. Lucy you gozz some ssplain’n to do.

Read The Full Poop..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7946660.stm

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March 17, 2009 at 6:31 am

Sperm Has A Mind Of It’s Own

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For generations it has been believed that man has been led around by his little head as apposed to the big head. Much to the dismay of my beloved penis, research has now concluded that’s it’s the little little head and not the little head that ultimately leads the big head, to bed.

BBT

Read More :

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Semen has mind control properties

BBC – Science & Nature – The Semen Taste Test

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January 9, 2009 at 9:24 pm

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