Posts Tagged ‘business’
United States Wants Madoff’s Ass
The U.S.Government is trying to sieze 100 million dollars worth of assets from the ass swindler Madoff. Let me see if I get this right, the scammer of scamers ran a 50 Billion dollar ponzi scam and the U.S. is trying to recover 100 million dollars worth of stuff from the slim ball.
Now correct me if I’m wrong here but 50 billion minus 100 million is ahhh 49.9 billion. Lucy you gozz some ssplain’n to do.
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U.S. Government Orders Palms New SmartPhone
Palms New SmartPhone Will It help Congress
Congress in an unprecedented effort to find solutions to Americas economic woes, has ordered 535 new smartphones for every seat in the Senate and the House. In the hopes that it is really, really smart. Outgoing chief executive President Bush said, ” “And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.”
So apparently Palms New Smartphone is having an immediate impact in the business and private sector. President Bush,when asked if he thought it was fiscally irresponsible spending tax payer dollars on an electronic device that in case you didn’t know, doesn’t really make you any smarter. He replied, “We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority.”
There you have it.
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http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/djf500/200901091129DOWJONESDJONLINE000658_FORTUNE5.htm
Palm Unveils Its Long-Awaited Smartphone, the Pre | Gadget Lab
