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Man Arrested as Vicious Dog

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The police in Mansfield, Louisiana arrested  a 32 year old crack head from Texas, after he was found growling at police while trying to protect his mud puddle. The woman who was walking him at the time said, “He’s never ever growled at anyone” before dropping his leash and high tailing it out of there.

After police used a K-9 dog to apprehend him they searched his doggy fanny pack, and found a bottle of PCP, a half a pound of Pot, and a quarter ounce of crack cocaine.

He is being charged with possession of illegal narcotics with intent to sell. Additionally, authorities are now searching for the woman who was walking him, on a pooper scooper law violation.

Read the Real Article Here.

http://www.thenewsstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200990313016

Askew says ; I don’t know about you but I don’t think this rocket scientist had any intent to sell his shit.

askew

Written by newsaskew

March 18, 2009 at 8:35 am

Rabid Grandma Bites Grandchild

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Penny (The kid bit me first) Huston allegedly bit her 6 month old granddaughter, even though the blood sucker claims she doesn’t have any teeth.  After the initial questions by investigators, the perp then blamed the family dog for biting the child before saying the little girl must of bit herself.

Mrs. Huston is being charged with both a C-felony along with a D-felony. I’m a little surprised that she didn’t use hunger as an excuse, she could have said “I mistook the babies shoulder for a Turkey Leg”.

Read the full story in :

The Star Press , story by Douglas Walker

Written by newsaskew

February 8, 2009 at 10:12 pm

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