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Obama’s New Homeland Security Chief

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In an absolutely brilliant display of leadership capabilities. President-Elect Barack “Alabama” Obama, ushered in a new era of hope and security for all Americans by taping Spider-Man as lead do gooder in the fight against terrorism on American soil.

The move has the potential to save US tax payers billions of dollars annually.  Spidies unique “spider-sense” will take a substantial amount of the guess work out of finding the “evil-doers” of “satans minions” thereby eliminating the need for additional man power.

In a related note Obama’s people have been in negotiations with Wayne Enterprises management, in an attempt to get the capped crusader to join the cause. But negotiations have recently ground to a halt, the sticking point being the back end points on the merchandising rights.

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Written by newsaskew

January 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm

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